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SiriusXM: the $5/month deal that always exists
The short answer
SiriusXM expects you to cancel — that is the point where the real prices appear. Call, say "I want to cancel," and the retention desk will offer plans around $5–$8/month within two or three offers (versus the $23–$28 standard rate). The whole play takes 10 minutes, works every renewal cycle, and the only rule is: never accept the first two offers.
Why this works every time
SiriusXM's cost of keeping you is essentially zero — the satellites are up either way — so their only question is whether you pay $28 or $5. Their model counts on most subscribers paying the full auto-renewal rate out of inertia. Retention agents are explicitly authorized to save you with progressively better offers, which is why this is the most reliable retention negotiation in America.
The script
Call and say: "I want to cancel my subscription." That routes you to the save desk. Decline the first offer ("I can do six months at 50% off") — it is the weakest. Decline the second politely: "Still more than it is worth to me." The third or fourth offer is the real one: typically $5.99–$8.99/month for a year, sometimes with the streaming app included. Accept when it lands in that range — that is the bottom of their ladder.
Rules of engagement
- Stay friendly — the agent has the offers either way; you just need to not take the early ones.
- Never give a "maybe" — every answer before the target price is "I would like to cancel."
- Set a calendar reminder for 2 weeks before the deal expires; the rate auto-reverts to full price.
- Watch for the "music royalty fee" and other small add-ons — ask for the all-in monthly total before agreeing.
- Prefer annual billing on the retention rate when offered — it locks the price and skips monthly fee creep.
If you actually want to cancel
The same gauntlet applies, just longer. They will run the full ladder — half-off, then the cheap plans, then a free month or two. Keep repeating "cancel, please" and do not re-engage on price (any hesitation restarts the script). Get the cancellation confirmation number and check the next statement: SiriusXM is famous for "zombie" reactivations, and the confirmation number is your evidence.
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Start freeQuestions people actually ask
- How often can I do this?
- Every renewal, forever — that is the design. The retention price lasts 6–12 months, then the rate reverts to full and you run the same call again. Set the reminder when you accept the deal; the people who pay $28/month are simply the people without a reminder.
- Does this work on other subscriptions?
- The identical play works on most subscription media and services: streaming bundles, news subscriptions, gym memberships, identity-theft monitoring, and cloud software all have save-desk pricing. The pattern never changes: "cancel" reaches the desk, decline twice, accept at the floor.
- Can I negotiate online instead of calling?
- The chat channel sometimes matches the phone offers, but phone is more reliable for reaching the bottom of the ladder. Their online cancellation flow is deliberately a maze of offers and confirm-shaming — it works the same way (decline everything until the floor) but takes longer and logs you out suspiciously often.
- They charged me after I cancelled — what now?
- Call with your cancellation confirmation number and demand the refund to the original payment method — they process these routinely because the pattern is notorious. If they stall, dispute the charge with your card issuer with the confirmation number attached; it is one of the easiest chargebacks to win.